When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

 Prince Philip.

The art of hospitality is to make guests feel at home when you wish they were.

Violet Smart.

Never buy  a portable television set in the street from a man who is out of breath.

Arnold Glasgow.

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

Morley Amsterdam.

Do not take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire

George Bernard Shaw.

Happy Dancing